Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
No subtext here. People are naked.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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