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My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
as a side note pls kill me
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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