Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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