i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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