i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Shame is for Republicans.
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