Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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