you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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