I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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