I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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