Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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