Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
