People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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