There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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