Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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