I feel like abortions should bother me more
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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