You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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