I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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