You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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