I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
