I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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