Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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