I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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