Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I just found a bag of teeth...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
