And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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