After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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