I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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