remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
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I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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