Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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