love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
