similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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