do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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