well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Dear god my vagina.
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