you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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