ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
