I think I died a long time ago.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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