I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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