just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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