Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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