just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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