she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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