oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
this beer tastes like vomit already
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
