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• (847): View more from Illinois

  he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.

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  you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"

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  So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."

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  Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"

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