After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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