WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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