Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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