i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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