I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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