we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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