This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Randomize
