David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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