shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
her vagine was all disorganized.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Even my vagina gasped.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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