I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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