fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I need water and some morals
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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