your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Who died my cat blue again?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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